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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Loons and Moons

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Still no good.

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why does everyone hate Anthony Joshua so much? I get that he isn’t the best heavyweight boxer ever but people claim he’s a no skill fighter but he has an Olympic gold medal, a world championship, and beat Klitschko, a dominant force in boxing

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Musk's DOGE workers are now investigating Medicare and Medicaid. They want to eliminate fraud, but can they also be hurting poor Americans and senior citizens' benefits?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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