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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:06

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Loons and Moons
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?
Still no good.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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